when my older sister was in high school they had a really strict policy against note passing and if they caught a note they’d read it in front of class so my sister and her friends all learned tolkien elvish so if a teacher ever found their notes they wouldn’t be able to read it
mySIS TER JUST ASKED ME “can a human being orgasm on a bed of ice”
and i responded “only if youre into coldplay”
AND WE JSUT SLOWLY REALIZED WHAT I JUST SAID
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*